Curse

ryanryanryan0310 · Dec 22, 2007, 10:42 AM // 10:42

Year was 2002 and I just bought a 2001 BMW 323i.
Problem was insurance in New York City is $10,000 a year. I was only 21.

Solution drive it to florida for cheaper insurance. About $3100.

Drove non-stop except for gas 17 hours(1200 miles trip). I was basically doing 60-120mph(Car had a limiter). Georgia is a fun state

. Only 2 hours to go and I stop for gas. Enter the highway doing 80mph. Police got me.

Problem: Title and registration was not in my name. Had no insurance and the tags(plates) were not mine.

Hand cuffed in the police car, I explained my story. That I bought the car in the state of Georgia (because I had Georgia Tags,my uncles). I was driving it to florida to get insurance. 20 minutes later he gave a couple of HUGE tickets fines and even let me keep my uncles tags. I was extremely happy that he didn't think that the car was stolen OR I would be sitting in a cell in some small town about to get ........

A few months later
Solution: A good lawyer and a few thousands of dollars just got probation.

Four day weekend, BMW, seeing the eastcoast and a nice cop = PRICELESS.

Divinitys Creature · Dec 24, 2007, 10:11 AM // 10:11

wow glad you didn;t end up in jail.

Issac · Dec 24, 2007, 07:49 PM // 19:49

I just started driving a few months ago, and so far so good lol. Hope it stays like this lol.

Serafita Kayin · Dec 24, 2007, 07:57 PM // 19:57

Fastest I have gone, well in excess of 160.

Fastest I have been caught? Nothing, either I don't get caught or they can't catch me. 95+ around hairpin turns=cops here turn tail and go home, they know their driving
Folks, do not do what I have attempted. Two broken noses, a broken foot, and a punctured oil pan have all come from this, as well as a full front end suspension rebuild after I TWISTED the front axles racing. You may "only" run off hte road, but lemme tell ya, that can hurt bad.

A11Eur0 · Dec 24, 2007, 07:58 PM // 19:58

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Originally Posted by Snow Bunny

my max is 161. what the hell were you driving? i had to get the electronic restraints taken off my engine and i was going downhill.

I believe he meant Km/H

And I got caught at 97 in a 55 in my old ford escort. I've never been caught doing the 130+ speeds I've done in my new car, which is now my wife's daily driver so I don't get to use it much. My speeding days are all but over...a Jeep Wrangler isn't much of a speed demon. 10mph over on a good day and it sucks my gas dry quick.

Darkinfamous · Dec 25, 2007, 04:05 AM // 04:05

Here is how to get out of a speeing ticket

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.

freaky naughty · Dec 25, 2007, 05:40 AM // 05:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkinfamous

Here is how to get out of a speeing ticket

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.

At the gun part you'd probably be handcuffed, then at the body part he'd open the trunk see nothing and then double your speeding ticket.

Joshthor · Dec 25, 2007, 06:08 AM // 06:08

i dont think i could get a speeding ticket, my car goes 70 ok, but after i hit about 72 it starts shaking and when i hit 80 it shakes so bad im afraid it will far apart.

i hate my 95' taurus station wagon, but its my parents and i dont wanna pay extra insurance (and my own gas) for my own car

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkinfamous

Here is how to get out of a speeing ticket

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.

i gotta try that if i ever get a speeding ticket...and my car isnt a freaking station wagon

A11Eur0 · Dec 25, 2007, 08:42 AM // 08:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by freaky naughty

At the gun part you'd probably be handcuffed, then at the body part he'd open the trunk see nothing and then double your speeding ticket.

It's a joke, and a rather old one too.

Agent Mold3r · Dec 25, 2007, 09:27 AM // 09:27

got caught going about 90-100 near Oakland

but thankfully the cop was a diehard raiders fan like myself

no ticket

Snow Bunny · Dec 28, 2007, 03:27 AM // 03:27

I'm writing this from a hotel room in Virginia, where only today, I got a ticket for 92.

I tried my old line, the cop looks at the speedometer, and says, "Bullshit, son."

Gave me a ticket for the whole 92.

Traffic school ftl.

Conan The Barbarian · Dec 28, 2007, 04:05 AM // 04:05

we were coming back from a wrestling tournament once and our bus got pulled over
i felt bad for our bus driver
i thought he was gonna crry

great sir s · Dec 28, 2007, 04:14 AM // 04:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanman.be

180 is what I got caught for, my max was 246 or so.

you are THE biggest bullshitter on the guru forums lmfao, you make up crap on every single thread you go to to look cool, none of it is ever true.

and MY GOD CHANGE YOUR UGLY ASS AVATAR!!!

quote away

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 28, 2007, 05:21 AM // 05:21

It's funny how I never gotten pulled over before by cops. Been driving fast in neighborhood zones (25 or 35MPH) areas at 40 to even 50+. On the streets, early in the morning. I'll go at 50 or even 60 in 40MPH zones. Never seen a cop stopping me before.

IslandHermet · Dec 28, 2007, 03:28 PM // 15:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by dont feel no pain

Your only in university and you have THAT car?
I looked it up, its over $35,000. i sense bullshit

or if not im very jealous

but i still sense bullshit :P

I sense rich mommy and daddy.

IslandHermet · Dec 28, 2007, 03:30 PM // 15:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirikashitakuari

LEts see...In my...2 months of having my liscense...I've gotten 1 ticket for speeding and 1 ticket for "reckless Driving"

the speeding was doin 110 in the middle of bumfrick Nowhere, Tennessee on a country highway...undercover cops hurt me...

I was jus testing how easy my e-brake worked for my Car when I got the reckless driving, turned a corner and e-braked and wadda ya know...a cop around that turn..gg

thats really bad. been driving for 6 years and not 1 ticket or accident.

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Dec 28, 2007, 07:29 PM // 19:29

Cousin drives a viper (hes rich) and let me drive it. I toatled it when going 192mph. Woke up a month later. (No i didnt hit anyone was on a dirt road no one was there but a hideing cop. Edit: Yes, i spent my savings paying back for viper

Issac · Dec 29, 2007, 03:16 AM // 03:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPIRIT OF THE SEA

Cousin drives a viper (hes rich) and let me drive it. I toatled it when going 192mph. Woke up a month later. (No i didnt hit anyone was on a dirt road no one was there but a hideing cop.

Dang, thats gotta be the worst thing on this topic lol.

chowmein69 · Dec 30, 2007, 07:10 AM // 07:10

never got a ticket

knoll · Dec 30, 2007, 08:40 AM // 08:40

So my dad just got a C63 AMG, I took it for a drive, went 137 in a 20 mile zone, school in session and such. ended up hitting a pack of children. Jumped bond and now I am on the run in new Mexico.